the cherry conspiracy
blog of dubious merit

© everlark

nayx:

well detective, we don’t have much to go on.  the victim is dead, that’s for sure.  like the victim is definitely dead.  we yelled really loud in his ear and he didn’t do anything.  he’s probably dead


#a queue is a queue is a queue

sedatedsoul:

libbymae:

I found myself in close proximity to Benedict Cumberbatch on Thursday. I asked him when Sherlock season 3 was coming out. “Soooon.” “Before I die?” He laughed.

HE LAUGHED

sedatedsoul:

libbymae:

I found myself in close proximity to Benedict Cumberbatch on Thursday. I asked him when Sherlock season 3 was coming out. “Soooon.”
“Before I die?”
He laughed.

HE LAUGHED


#a queue is a queue is a queue


#a queue is a queue is a queue


#a queue is a queue is a queue

oooyooo:

I love long coat ‘w’

oooyooo:

I love long coat ‘w’


#a queue is a queue is a queue

usbdongle:

xeverdeen:

im from the united states of AMERICA what do you MEAN THIS VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY 

#there’s another country? #how long has it been there


#a queue is a queue is a queue

winchesterbutler:

Osric understands

winchesterbutler:

Osric understands


#a queue is a queue is a queue

wannabenormaal:

romanticizing-death:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

gifcraft:

Stop the bullets. Kill the gun.

I held my breath at the last one.

IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT

HOLY CRAP



gruntledandhinged:

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.
Also, don’t be a jerk.

gruntledandhinged:

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.

Also, don’t be a jerk.


#THIS IS ME WITH EVERYTHING EVER #I SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT ALL THE TIME #ALSO WHY AM I CAPSLOCKING #a queue is a queue is a queue

chlotana:

baby-youremyliquor:

chlotana:

why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper

I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?

literally what the fuck


#a queue is a queue is a queue