nayx:
well detective, we don’t have much to go on. the victim is dead, that’s for sure. like the victim is definitely dead. we yelled really loud in his ear and he didn’t do anything. he’s probably dead

I found myself in close proximity to Benedict Cumberbatch on Thursday. I asked him when Sherlock season 3 was coming out. “Soooon.”
“Before I die?”
He laughed.HE LAUGHED
im from the united states of AMERICA what do you MEAN THIS VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY
I held my breath at the last one.
IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT
HOLY CRAP

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.
Also, don’t be a jerk.
why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper
I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?
literally what the fuck