I have been informed by vaguely reliable sources that I am actually Martin Crieff. And that I look like Jack Frost.
((full disclosure: I'm actually a narcissistic douchebag with an emotional spectrum bordering on sociopathy. I'm ornery and/or shouty most of the time and I'm severely incompetent at almost everything. I also have rather frequent mental breakdowns over things which are objectively pretty stupid and I have an unhealthy love of scarves.))